Jack Ohman for April 11, 2024

Too Flattering a picture of MTG!…But Great Toon!

You asked for it; you bought it, Toyota. Ad jingle from the wayback machine.

The poor shrink even has his pipe turned down anticipating more waterworks from Empty Green.

Wait repugnents have regrets?

I thought they were emotionally vacant robots

You should just look in the Bible for the answer, Johnson.

Perjury Taylor Greene must be in there somewhere. Maybe in the anti-abortion Book.

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Some honeymoon !

Talking to the press, the speaker of the house said, "With regard to Marjorie Taylor Greene, she’s a colleague, I’ve always considered her a friend”.

And as soon as the cameras were gone, “trump’s little johnson” was all like, “Is she still behind me? Is she looking over here? Does she look mad? Is she coming this way??? She heard me say we’re friends, right? I hope so. You think she’s mad? I hope not.”

They’re mad because Johnson is an adult, who understands the situation his party is in at the moment. They have a one-vote “majority” in one-third of the government. And he also understands that the shutdown the lunatic fringe wants will only work against them. If the Republicans’ ideas are really as good as they want you to believe, they’re going to have to sell them to the people better than they have.

That’s why they’re called “crocodile tears”.

Shorty knew what he was getting into, when he took the job.

Consider the GOP today and the phrase “The inmates have taken over the asylum” comes to mind.

Sumthin’ in the news the other day ‘bout “soler lips”…lots o’ people, all fussin’ bout it, but I’m durned if’n I can figger out what it means.

MTG “can’t understand normal thinking”.

It’s got to be killing Mike to be owned by a woman.

There’s another pair of airheads needing to be let go from jobs they can’t handle.

Love the therapist’s reaction to this contrived nonsense.

Moscow Marge spews Russian propaganda, republicans eat it like ice cream.

Let the clowns eat themselves. Eventually they will cancel themselves out. It’s inevitable.