Lay Lines by Carol Lay for April 08, 2024

“You say ‘Enjoy your stay’…”

I don’t envy celebrities. It’s nice to have some privacy. They have none.

I’ll sign your book! (I just forgot my mask.)

Ooh, some classic Story Minute vibes.

Don’t know where this is going, but I’m intrigued!

Just make your own mask and act like you’re famous. Then the famous people will tell you their name.

There was an episode of Family Guy where Brian the dog has to go to rehab. The place is like the Malibu resort rehab facilities. Peter takes one look around and says, “this is where God would come to quit doing blow.” As for celebrity stalkers, I just don’t get it. They’re just people. Some good some bad.

Lol, nice plot twist. Rod Sterling would be proud

Their hair doesn’t give any clue as to who they are? Those masks work way better than I thought.

I knew that quiz show had to be a scam.

Room 666? Where exactly is this resort?