Crumb by David Fletcher for April 12, 2024

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 month ago

    No problem. Ten seconds later you’ll be asleep again.

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    Yakety Sax  about 1 month ago

    From Not Always Right: Time To Acquire An Office Cat

    At work, we have a communal jar of peanut butter, a communal jar of jam, some communal fruit and yogurt, and a communal loaf of bread. We each take turns refilling these things as they run empty; there’s a rotation on the board.

    I make myself a peanut butter sandwich with the bread. It tastes off.

    Me: “Hey, [Coworker], does this bread seem off to you?”

    He smells it.

    Coworker: “Yeah. It smells kinda like mouse.”

    I picked up the bag of bread to inspect it more closely and discovered a mouse hole chewed in the rear of the bag. I removed a couple of slices of bread and found a mouse and several mouselings nesting in the middle of the loaf of bread.

    In a very manly fashion, I screamed and threw the bread. I don’t know what happened to the mouse or her pinkies. Subsequent investigation showed that several of the fruits had been nibbled, and a hole had been chewed into the side of the (plastic) peanut butter jar.

    We hired an exterminator, and afterward, management changed the policy: no food in the break room pantry overnight.

    NOT my story

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    jmworacle  about 1 month ago

    Yeah, like that’ll really happen.

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    markkahler52  about 1 month ago

    Don’t worry! It’s plentiful! It’s Chicken of the Sea!

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    dbrucepm  about 1 month ago

    I would think it would be what wakes them and gives them the zoomies in the middle of the night

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    In all honesty, I don’t think cats care.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 month ago

    Who is going out in the open range and counting fish?

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    luca.debus creator about 1 month ago

    And it better be dolphin-free, otherwise I’ll miss my mid-morning, mid-day, AND mid-evening naps.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Moggy will be really concerned when he starts pooping net. :)

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    gopher gofer  about 1 month ago

    to all appearances, our visiting cats spend most of their time worrying about whether they’re getting more food than the other cats…

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