Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 14, 2024

…..and you must weigh a lot.

I used to go to Laughlin NV and was watching ducks on the Colorado River, they dove and were gone, I thought they died…up they popped after forever. Good lungs

There’s a few Anchor’s I’d like to see out to sea dragging the bottom, Lester Holt, David Muir, Neil Cavto, Stuart Varney. I forget the rest of the names because I reach for the remote with lightning speed to switch the channel.

Easy Loon. She’d definitely be a chain around your neck.

Ol’ Muffy has been “on” for the last two days – three counting today. Not that I’m complaining, just pointing it out.

Loon is loony again.

He, Ben and Susie, let’s move on from Muffy. She is dragging the strip down.

Some of those anchors should be submerged.

Breaking news! She’s only heard that joke 500 times so far.

Time for her to weigh anchor and get the heck out of there.

Obviously, Loon is not the sharpest anchor in the fleet!

But not as long a time it’ll take for you to impress her, Loon.

When someone complains about the news, are they dregging the anchor?

Magnificent; clever, as always, thanks

The typical media anchor drags down about everything.