WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for February 19, 2024

Not a meme, clearly.

That sounds creepy.

For you to not be tight-fisted for starters?

In fairness, eating at a nice restaurant has a pretty hefty price tag. Not everyone has that kind of disposable income. She could possibly be one of those people to whom money is everything. And Mr. Swave looks like he has an agenda, because Ms. Innocent looks like she will fall for his trap.

Look behind you doofus and get a hint.

No flowers AND 5 days late

He a cheapy creepy!

So much said in one cartoon, such a genius !

Flowers and chocolate work.

But.. she gets wine with a nice meal while Bub gets a plain hamburger with house beer. Can’t eat flowers.

AND he has three right arms and can text three phones all at the same time!

Choosy women don’t choose gif.

I’m never going to understand the appeal of pricey, dying/dead flowers you get to watch shrivel up and decay in a vase and then toss in the trash. Only had one relationship where my view on bouquets wasn’t believed at first, thank goodness.

There is a thing floating around on Facebook with a picture of Napoleon Dynamite saying something about not having money to buy a Valentine day gift. Says " I caught you a delicious bass "