Ted Rall for January 29, 2024

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    Flashaaway  4 months ago

    Why do the republicans scrape the bottom of the barrel for their candidates? All of them seem hell bent on enslaving America via fascism. Only the top handful are safe in those regimes.

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    braindead Premium Member 4 months ago

    Correct, except for the part about DeSantis criticizing Trump. DeSantis is too cowardly to do that.

    Like all The Disciples.

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    knutdl  4 months ago

    They are liars, cheaters, thugs, perverts, frauds, crooks, freaks, creeps and other quite nice people.

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    Radish the wordsmith  4 months ago

    The devil’s bargain.

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    It’s all theater. Of the absurd.

    It would be entirely hilarious if it weren’t so real.

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    No New Wars  4 months ago

    I wonder why people think politicians are vacuous self-serving liars, who say what they think people need to hear just to further their own ends, regardless of the cost to others?

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  4 months ago

    Little late to the game Rall

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    TampaFanatic1  4 months ago

    DeSatan is a sell out squid, I bet the dude is doing everything he can behind the scenes to make the short list of VP nominees along with just about every other former repubba candidate who suspended their campaigns to suck up to the orange haired megalomaniac.

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    descabro  4 months ago

    Kiss the ring and step into line for next time.

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    rossevrymn  4 months ago

    No one is surprised here about DuhSantis………………..about last week’s DMZ, we had a rare moment where Stanti, Ted and I were all in agreement on an issue, immigration, to the point where, should I be Ferndenuthouse, I’d be thinking thinking they had stolen my notes………………….which, I don’t have. That being said, Ted did fail to call out Stanti for one major error, where Stanti drew a parallel between India and China and their populations. Nothing could be more opposite, as China is perilously in trouble with his lack of newborns and rapidly aging population……………..Ted, that point is the very reason we need immigration, and you let it slide. Stanti’s comment, that Americans like to make fun of India and China’s population, could possibly be minced to suggest that they were moving in opposite directions. But I don’t think he was actually suggesting that point, and you should have clarified the matter. And yes, I know that’s not his name, but REALLY?:

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    Direwolf  4 months ago

    Haley has gotten so desperate she is actually calling trump mentally incompetent and comparing him the BIDEN! I guess her time as a republicon is done.

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    piper_gilbert  4 months ago

    They are the same breed of weasel.

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    Radish the wordsmith  4 months ago

    UAW president rips Trump: ‘He cycled through White House staff like toilet paper’

    UAW President Shawn Fain blasted former President Donald Trump on Sunday over his poor record on supporting unions.

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    Raging Moderate  4 months ago

    Welcome to the Republican Party, Mr. Our Platform Is Anything You Want That Happens To Fall Out Of Your Mouth.

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    Flatworm  4 months ago

    Republicans: “He may be a cruel, stupid buffoon, a grifter who cheats on his taxes and in business, a total misogynist, abuser and rapist, a man who cares only about himself and preaches hatred violence toward others, who has diminished our country on the world stage and pursued policies that bring violence to our streets, and who is a traitor to our country, but he’s OUR cruel, stupid buffoon, a grifter who cheats on his taxes and in business, a total misogynist, abuser and rapist, a man who cares only about himself and preaches hatred violence toward others, who has diminished our country on the world stage and pursued policies that bring violence to our streets, and who is a traitor to our country, so I’ll endorse him.”

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    calliarcale  4 months ago

    Eerie how this happens. Chris Christie did the same thing in 2016; now we’ve got DeSantis doing it. What’s the over/under on Nikki Haley following the same pattern?

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    Northgalus2002  4 months ago

    Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas. DeSantis thought he had a shot at the Presidency by running as “Trump lite”. But found out his policies didn’t play all that well outside of FL. Even in Florida, recently, the Democrats have won victories. In 2022 Jacksonville, FL’s largest city, elected its first Democratic mayor in decades. And, recently, a Democrat (Tom Keen) won the 35th Congressional District in Florida. So DeSantis doesn’t seem to be as popular as he thought in his home state.

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    Motivemagus  4 months ago

    Nailed it!

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    ncorgbl  4 months ago

    The Republican/conservative party is corrupt, incompetent, stupid, treasonous, crazy, dishonest, senile and out of touch.

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    John Keith Premium Member 4 months ago

    Good one Ted. I had to wait until the second frame to find out if you were talking about Trump or Biden. Love your commentaries.

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