Phil Hands for January 19, 2024

Step on his tie.

That may be, but he’s hopefully losing his eligibility to run, and then losing his freedom. Either order would work, really.

1/3 of Iowa Repubs said they would never vote for him. Looking really good for Perp45 in a nationwide election … /s. But bring it on.

She’s learned from the Master, declare your own version of reality, often, loudly, bigly.

Evangelicals love the antichrist. Weird, huh?

We all know that Trump is the best loser.

Republicans are totally insane, stop voting for crazy racist fascists.

15% of Iowa Republicans showed up at the caucuses and the media had already declared Trump the winner by a wide margin, so it’s likely that those who did not intend to vote for Trump didn’t brave the cold. 1/3 of Iowa Republicans have been polled as saying they would never vote for Trump. And, Trump only got 51% of the 15% who showed up.The media is calling this a Trump win and disparaging Iowans as too stupid to know any better. I think that 7 1/2% of Iowa Republicans are pretty stupid, but by my observations, that’s not even a bad showing for the human race in general.

Whatever the outcome, the orange baboon is still the biggest loser.

Let’s review, the Civil War was not fought for slavery, the U.S. never was a racist country, and math doesn’t seem to be her expertise either. DeSantis isn’t near as smart as she is, and tRump is a sedition making insurrectionist. It’s the conservative’s ‘best’.

There’s never a bad time to remind people of this:

www.gocomics.Com/tomtoles/2015/08/11

Scarcely a triumph for Trump. He got 51% of the 17% of eligible voters. Scarcely a ringing endorsement from Iowa.