Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 18, 2009

Hah. The king’s shorts and pajamas are of the same size.

I think “shorts” are all the king has!

Didn’t the court jester go insane a few decades ago trying to figure out how to short sheet the King?

….and Pink Floyd is planning a big tour in Id …….

About the Huns! About the Huns!

Who wears short shorts?

Gweedo does?

DF, remember that commercial, who wears shorts shorts? i think they were selling razors or something. did you remember that or are you trying to tell me something about gweedo?

I’d forgotten that commercial - great now I’ve got the jingle running through my head.

I don’t know Gweedo in RL, was just joking since that was who first mentioned them.

Try to change pyjamas!

Better the fink wear “short shorts” than “an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini”.

The Short Shorts commercials were for Nair.

Dairy products,actually.