The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for January 10, 2024

Redneck dictionary

She’s a spiritual cousin to Ed Crankshaft.

But inventive. You gotta admit.

just don’t send her to the store for milk…!

Daddy’s girl!

She has a bright future in Tik Tok.

Fauna is so adorable, I wish she was much smarter though :)

My wife told me she wanted a milk bath to celebrate the New Year.

I asked her, “Pasteurized?”

And she said, “No, only up to my chin.”

Not bad; not bad at all, Fauna! Cartoon-Boy would be proud….

My wife heard this…reekofbooze…and thought it was one word, until I broke it down for her. The cop DID say it fast and it did sound like one word to me too.