Jeff Stahler for December 24, 2023

That would be a great gift. Particularly now that I’m too old to get up there safely.

Best leave Santa an adult beverage then…

I clean my own gutters before I put up the lights.

Must be a conservative home, where the owner wants an undocumented immigrant to do work for little or no compensation and then get the hell outta here.

If he can visit 8 billion people in a single night then surely he can magically complete every man’s honey-do list.

Dear Timmy,

I don’t do gutter. Please contact my elf crew at www. Elves-Doing-Eaves.com. They are booking for third week of January now.

Ho, ho, ho!

Santa

Well, if you’re gonna be up there anyway, . . .

The reason for the season!

I’m sure Christ would do it.

My house came with gutter guards so never need cleaning.

Put his Butt to Work…lol

and install Leaf Filters©