In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 01, 2024

Put that game on one more time, and I’ll send you to… oh, wait. Never mind….

Can we, at least, see the halftime show??!!

TLS vs. BEZ? Totally Linearly Straight vs. Bezier curve?

Leave it on – the officiating alone could drive them mad.

Put the game they lost on endless repeat.

It’s HELL. Put on endless Hallmark movies.

It might be “Hell” though if the team everybody’s rooting for loses every single game.

and if it snows during the game, the Minnesota Vikings have won the Super Bowl!

Just don’t repeatedly replay the Super Bowl where Scott Norwood missed the potential winning field goal against the Giants! …(I’ll bet he’s in you know where!!)

The suspected situation for today’s Philly fans.

Real hell: unlimited Taylor swift halftime performances

Relax boss. They don’t know there is about to be a major cold snap here. I rigged the game so that Carolina wins

He only watches the New Jersey Devils.

Why have the TV in the first place? LOL

They seem to be enjoying the heated Jacuzzi.

Only put on the games their team loses.

Nurse Ratched