Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 25, 2023

Oops, I’ll be right back.

Now is there a convenience store that is around here?

You have me all to yourself for the next 11 months.

Thus began the divorce proceedings in Mrs. Claus vs Santa.

If You sit on my lap, You can get it.

Santa has a nagging feeling that he forgot something.

Hence the line in one of my favorite Christmas songs…“Does Mrs. Claus like no one can”. (Snowtallica)

Merry Christmas!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

I get the feeling her present isn’t something you buy…

I hear a Barry White tune coming out of the bedroom…

Oopsie. Actually we are going on a Hawaiian Vacation next week, It was a surprize I thought you might like instead of another piece of jewelry…….

And this is when Santa opens the box of viagra and makes Mrs. Claus VERY happy.

Oops, gotta go check on the elves.

Try this Santa: https://www(dot)hims(dot)com/erectile-dysfunction/sildenafil

His work is done, a woman’s work is never done.. so bring him a beer and rub his shoulders, then maybe slip into some thing more comfortable

Did he remember to give his employees the day off?