Ten Cats by Graham Harrop for December 09, 2023

Yer an a-ss full of sass !

Santa knows better, Chez. The Miracle would be you not being sassy for more than two minutes ☺

“Mutts” seems to be going where most of us want to see it ♥

Oh, Chesney.

“He sees you when you’re sleeping,

He knows when you’re awake,

he knows if you’ve been bad or good"

He does have a kind heart. There have been no reports of Santa leaving children or cats coal in their stockings for many years, and there really is no evidence he really did do that ever. So I think Santa will visit you and leave you a little something.

It would be a miracle if you could just keep you big mouth closed for…oh, say…. 10 minutes.

It’s true that Chesney didn’t sass Annie once all year. He sassed her more times that we can count!

Today is:

NATIONAL PASTRY DAY

WEARY WILLIE DAY

CHRISTMAS CARD DAY. I really need to get started on my Christmas cards, but it won’t be today. Maybe Monday? Maybe.

LUTEFISK DAY

WORLD TECHNO DAY

You’re gonna need more than a miracle, Chesney.

Chez is right about miracles, last year the cold drafty warehouse got fixed and they are all still together.

Chesney, you are really pushing it in your letter to Santa.

That would be a pretty big miracle! : D

Doctors: GRRR. I started with a minor cough the day we got back home. When that happens, it turns into bronchitis. This happens every year without fail. The first time was in 1978. I never have any other symptoms. No headache, body aches, fever, chills or sinus issues. JUST the cough. On Sunday night around midnight, I sent email to my PA. Told her my history (I didn’t expect her to remember) and that I needed cough syrup with codeine for it. No OTC meds will help. I got a message back telling me to take Tylenol for headaches, fever and chills. And some OTC for my sinus. No mention of a cough. I wrote back that I didn’t have any of those. Never heard back.Yesterday, now that my chest is in a lot of pain and feel like I’m going to cough up a lung, I went to Instacare. Anyone want to guess what I have? It starts with a B. Want to guess what the doc gave me for it? It starts with COUGH SYRUP with C. I’m going to email the PA and tell her that.

We ‘ve all read that we know our bodies better than anyone else. So why don’t doctors listen to us? I’ve been through this for 45 years. I know what I have and what I need, darn it!

I don’t understand the 7 day stray hold for GD after his owner abandoned him, left no forwarding address and he has no microchip. I know he will get lots of love at the shelter and Doozy will visit, but now he’s likely caged.

FREE ELDO!

It will be a miracle if Chesney doesn’t get coal. I’d say "Liar, liar, pants on fire, except that Chesney isn’t wearing any pants. On another note, saw six juncos and two chickadees while out walking today.