Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 29, 2008

Mmmmmmmm… lobstah rolls.

That’s a fact! The U.S. would be overrun with the beasties if we Canadians didn’t have Surf and Turf Tuesday here in the great white north.

here’s a note from Maine…they’ve been reporting that the lobster men are worried that people won’t eat lobster, too expensive in these economic hard times, so, they are encouraging everyone to do their bit to eat lobster. So…you all know what to do…choose your weapons, butter, lemon or mayo and get at it! Ayah!

“Oh, Canada!”

Obviously a dream, phantasy, or hallucination: “Lobstah roll-all ya can eat.” Shuah- in ya dreams. The above written in a Boson accent: not to be confused with a “down-east” Maine accent.

Finally a daily special I can really get behind.

Hmmmm….maybe I should read the ingredients in Mayonnaise before slathering it on my bologna sandwiches.

“Didd-a-Chum, Didd-a-chee??!?”

NOW I know why Stephen King calles em LobStrosities!!!

The sequel:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebirah

Grazer: the ingredients in mayo are less deadly than the ones in bologna.

A tanker of mayo from Canada? Now we know what makes the great north white.

cadgyod says: “Grazer: the ingredients in mayo are less deadly than the ones in bologna.”

LOL! Good call.

Sigh …lobstah rolls… I’ve been gone too long.

But the Mayo clinic isn’t even Canadian?

It does make me long for a good New Brunswick lobster, with garlic butter. Last time, I ate four.

Oh my gosh, I will be cracking up for DAYS about “Knights of the Lobster Traps”.

So, he stopped all the lobstahs in the world with one container of mayonnaise?