Eek! by Scott Nickel for September 01, 2023

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    The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago

    Just wait until the bill comes. Up, up and away!

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    Knightman Premium Member 9 months ago

    He’s Watered-down Man!!!

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    DM2860  9 months ago

    A local radio station has a second date competition. If you had a date with someone and they did not do a second date, you can call the station and they will try to convince the other person to go out with you again and the station will pay for it.

    One case, the woman refused the second date because he used a groupon on the first date. I think trying to get a radio station to pay for the second date was the wrong move.

    So how many women would refuse to go on a second date if the guy used a coupon of some sort on the first date?

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Run girl, it gets worse …

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    He’d like to spend more on the date, but Clark Can’t.

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    germanvisitor  9 months ago

    So that’s why Bruce’s birthday present for him was cash.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 9 months ago

    No tip. :)

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    T...  9 months ago

    Buy one water to drink and get another free, whoopee…

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    T...  9 months ago

    “But she ain’t Jewish” (from Cabaret)…

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 9 months ago

    Guess he’s really on “S”aleman.

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    paullp Premium Member 9 months ago

    If she plays her cards right, she can manipulate this situation into getting him to turn a cheap lump of coal into a diamond for her.

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    Maybe you’d have done better sticking with mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, Lois.

    (Oh. Wait….)

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