Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 09, 2023

Guys you should save this for April first.

I’m a dude and dirty dishes bug the HELL outta me! No need to ask me to get them done.

Tony asked

What didn’t happen?

(sigh) enough good things…

I enjoy all those except the dishes.

Stepford.

I DO do the shopping (and cooking) and laundry. But I probably won’t skip the sports.

Don’t give Peg heart failure, guys!

Mom: Alleluia!

I can think of a lot of Things That Didn’t Happen that would fill future volumes, but I don’t wanna risk starting a “flame war”…!

I guess she didn’t see the banner up top.

Now who’s gonna clean up her spit take.

There’s no argument about who does the chores around my house! …………… I live alone.