Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 04, 2023

That was some awfully fattening tofu.

Clever escapes

Mine would say May Contain Peanuts. (Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups)

You fish should try that.

We live near a playground for orcas. We never see sharks. Live ones anyways.

If he really wants to keep the sharks away, he should have a sign that says “Contains Gluten”.

Luckily sharks haven’t switched to a lower fat human diet,but at the rate we’re growing it might happen soon!

It should be cleverer instead of more clever.