Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for May 31, 2023

He’s microwaving the same fish tacos that were unwrapped on his desk while he was clipping his toe nails and cleaning out the earwax.

everyone in the office would complain when i clipped my toenails at work

I hate beards and goatees…too pinchy

Mr. Wiggly: Last panel, by the left hand table leg.

I have had a beard since the 60s, long before it became stylish. I would never grow a goatee. Goatees are creepy. Looks like he wants to be a “cool cat” from the 50s. Goatees give me chills down my spine.

Act like jerk, look like a jerk, you think maybe he be a jerk>? He positively be a jerk, he performed at the Magic Castle in Hollywood…