Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 05, 2023

Good comeback from the “do I look fat in this” question.

There are some things that should never be seen by the human eye. When we last went to Outer Banks, I had to wear 2 pairs of sunglasses to blunt the glare from too much exposed, well-greased skin.

How to have a swimsuit body: 1. Have a body. 2. Put on a swimsuit. 3. Ignore judgmental jerks.

She’s on her way to the pool for water aerobics.

Gravity has worked on you too bub.

He need not say anything all he needs to do is to put on a speedo or one of Howards thongs.

Martha Stewart looks much better.

The look of horror on his face is priceless!

On the other hand, making fun of overweight old ladies is mean.

Martha Stewart’s photo was so photo shopped that it appears less than 50% of the original pixels were left.

Marge…“It’s a bad thing”!!

I enjoyed the cover photo of Martha Stewart. If some retouching was done, it’s common for “cover girls” of all ages.

unfortunately, yes…

My father and grandmother both had skin cancer. I looked online and found a number of sites that sell UV-resistant swimwear. I bought full-length pants, a long-sleeved high-necked top, and a wide-brimmed hat. Some people look at me funny or make comments about religions that they imagine I support, but I don’t care.