Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for June 03, 2023

You don’t like it. Then go find a new home. Please.

Yes Ziggy, feeding the wild birds and not caring for a guest in your home.

Ah, yes, “Poisoning Pigeons In The Park” by Tom Lehrer. Probably works for mice, too, but they’ll die in the walls and be difficult to remove.

Here, have some mouse seed!

Someone should inform the mouse of Tom Lehrer’s songs.

It looks more like a rat than a mouse, worse a bird does is poop on your clean car, rats do much worse. Time to buy that boa constrictor zig. Heard NYC is ordering thousands of them. Then there is a truckload of mongooses on back up order to get rid of the snakes..

The rat sounds like the commenters on Fox “News” that are always looking to get their fair share and don’t understand the meaning of charity.

Good one Toms.

At a park around a lake, feeding geese and ducks used to be a welcome activity here. The city encouraged it by putting out dispensers where people could buy corn.

The city suddenly removed the dispensers, and put up signs asking us to NOT feed the birds in the park. They had a list of reasons: * Feeding the birds changed their behavior. * This brought them in closer contact with humans.

Closer contact with humans increased the possibility of disease transmission between humans and birds. * Closer contact with humans increased the risk of injury to the birds. * People often brought bread, chips, puffs, or other food not intended for birds. The birds ate this, and suffered consequences of malnutrition (unbalanced diet). One result of malnutrition is angel wing deformity.

Charity, Don’t be stupid, I got a bag full of squab, tonight’s dinner, will you join me?…

No, there just aren’t any pigeons here.

when is anyone charitable to vermin?