Cough up your wallet? As you can see your honor, my client suffers from pica and so we would like to change our plea to not guilty for reasons of insanity.
I often feel that the only way crims will get a decent sentence is to key the paint on the judge’s car or break into their how.These trendoid, lefty, soft, out of the real world judges p155 me right off.
C 12 months ago
A judgmental kinda guy
oldpine52 12 months ago
That will teach him to be careful whose wallet he lifts.
mokspr Premium Member 12 months ago
Cough up your wallet? As you can see your honor, my client suffers from pica and so we would like to change our plea to not guilty for reasons of insanity.
AtariDragon 12 months ago
“No problem, judge. I’ll come back and cough up your wallet in 40 years. Don’t wait up!”
Troglodyte 12 months ago
He seems to be a great judge of character, and a great character of a judge!
Zepher 12 months ago
That font makes Jail look like Vail. Thought he was being sentencing to a ski lift
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 12 months ago
That word used to be spelled as ‘petit’ theft, which is pronounced ‘petty’. I wonder why that changed? Ignorance?
cuzinron47 12 months ago
Hold his wallet hostage.
KEA 12 months ago
Well… at least he didn’t run over the brand new fence the judge built himself. (arcane reference)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
The guy robbed his robe.
T... 12 months ago
Judges are so blatant nowadays, payoff…
aussie399 Premium Member 10 months ago
I often feel that the only way crims will get a decent sentence is to key the paint on the judge’s car or break into their how.These trendoid, lefty, soft, out of the real world judges p155 me right off.