Monty by Jim Meddick for May 27, 2023

Who sez ya can’t defy gravity ?

I have a sister who thinks if you squeeze all the air out of a bag of produce, it will weigh less at checkout.

Hmm … if I flap my wings when I step on the scale …

It shouldn’t matter how much Pilsner weighs, as long as he is able to fly again.

Pilsner should hide Moondog’s beer and see how much he flaps.

Now go show that other parrot in your cage that you’re more svelte than him! ☺

And the pounds just flew right off.

Diet Red Bull gives you wings!!!!!!! :)

Clever bird.

Even when already winning, Pilsner feels the compulsion to cheat? How sad. Buck up, bird! You’re a flying ace again! Isn’t that enough?