The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 20, 2023

It would be good to have binoculars with you.

It’s ALWAYS better to watch the “game” on ….. TEE-VEE!!!!

/SHMIRK/

Able to see better on TV, but not able to get an $11.00 hot dog, so it’s a tossup.

The ghost of Bob Uecker is probably saying, “Great seats, eh, buddy!?”

If the seat was west of home plate that would be cool. You could catch a home run ball almost an hour before it was hit.

A different time zone and likely so high up he got nose bleeds.

so does that mean you’re still there? :\

But you get to watch the game on Jumbotron screen.

Better to watch the 10 minute highlights on YouTube at your leisure than waste 2-3 hours on their schedule.

You may have gotten a nosebleed but you did see the big game. Lucky guy…..

Take me out to the ball game… Nosebleed seats, $15 beer, $10 hot dogs, $30+ for a ball cap. But the Bertman’s mustard is free and unlimited!

I’ve attended some rock concerts where that would be advantageous to avoiding hearing loss

Funny stuff!

I used to go to a lot of baseball games. I do miss that. I used to go to a game when traveling if there was a stadium in town. Once in Toronto I was staying where I was able to walk to a game. I thought that was just wonderful. No traffic issues, no parking problems, just some fresh air for a nice outdoor game. When traveling, I also get up early and walk. I don’t even remember where I was, also in Toronto, but I was on some stairs and suddenly some young men in dark spandex clothes were coming up the stairs. There were several flights of stairs. I eventually stopped and waited on a landing while the rest of them came up, they were all young and very friendly, smiling, saying good morning, all very healthy, fit and tall. When I finally got to the bottom of the stairs, I saw an older man with a clipboard. I said, “What was that?” He said it was the Toronto Maple Leafs, going to do a commercial, and thanked me for being patient. So Canadian. It was right downtown some place.

It’s probably better in the bleachers then those seats above the ozone, and they charge you for the oxygen tanks.

So high in the bleachers he had a nose bleed.

Brutus comments, “I wonder why you had blood on your shirt”…

Yes, Uncle Ted, replies Brutus, “The Twilight Zone”…