Steve Kelley for May 07, 2023

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    knutdl  12 months ago

    Blame AI (always).

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 12 months ago

    We can tell that Al’s writer is on strike.

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    Flashaaway  12 months ago

    Now do one where Trump comes out with a coherent sentence, how long since he made sense?

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    aristoclesplato9  12 months ago

    What’s weird is the one with dementia often makes more sense.

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    DC Swamp  12 months ago

    This is a good case for artificial intelligence, as there is little of it naturally between those two.

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    The Nodding Head  12 months ago

    Have you listened to the insane, violence- and hate-mongering rants of the Right?

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    piper_gilbert  12 months ago

    This is from the guy who brought us Revolutionary War Airports. “Well, one of the things that will be really great, you know, the word experience is still good. I always say talent is more important than experience. I’ve always said that. But the word experience is a very important word. It’s a very important meaning. I never did this before—I never slept over in Washington. I was in Washington I think 17 times, all of the sudden, I’m the president of the United States. You know the story, I’m riding down Pennsylvania Avenue with our First Lady and I say, ‘This is great.’ But I didn’t know very many people in Washington, it wasn’t my thing. I was from Manhattan, from New York. Now I know everybody. And I have great people in the administration. You make some mistakes, like you know an idiot like Bolton, all he wanted to do is drop bombs on everybody. You don’t have to drop bombs on everybody. You don’t have to kill people.”

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    ChristopherBurns  12 months ago

    Anyone can take any bad moment or inarticulate speech and blow it up to something else. Especially when they have nothing else to say.

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    Bill.Franklin  12 months ago

    That comic is absurd. They aren’t that coherent, and the cackling witch isn’t cackling.

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    Ammo is on a break Premium Member 12 months ago

    Commala is amazingly horrid at public speaking. That’s what happens when you box check your way to the top, or from under a desk. She isn’t qualified to anything above being a guest on the View.

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    walkingmancomics  12 months ago

    cofeefee

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    Cerabooge  12 months ago

    Why isn’t Trump included?

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    Durak Premium Member 12 months ago

    Name one, positive, uplifting, heart warming, sincere, spontaneous, natural quote from Trump. Just one thing which made you think, “Man, it feels GOOD to have Trump as president!”

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    Grandma Lea  12 months ago

    Almost as dumb as the republican representative who wanted to drive to Hawaii, when she was told she couldn’t she told her aid to book he on the train instead. Or the other one who wanted to visit Bison NY

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    jqmcd  12 months ago

    COVFEFE!

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    Uncle Joe Premium Member 12 months ago

    Seven Americans have been shot & killed today & it’s still early.

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    sedrelwesley2 Premium Member 12 months ago

    I Googled Harris’s remarks – nothing. Are we sure she actually said this? I hadn’t hear d such, but it’s possible it all slipped by me (& I try to stay current.)On the other hand, republicans make up a lot of stuff: been doing do for decades, & it’s getting worse. So, if anyone can enlighten me here…

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    Grandma Lea  12 months ago

    Prejudice is an emotional trait where truth and logic does not dwell

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    Rich Douglas  12 months ago

    Gee, I was thinking the same thing about this comic….

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    tpcox928  12 months ago

    Yes, this is so much worse than “The election was stolen from me, storm the Capitol.”

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    FJB  Premium Member 12 months ago

    “The governor and I and we were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time. Right? The significance of the passage of time,” Ms Harris said.

    “So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires, what we need to do to create these jobs,” she told an audience in a speech about expanding broadband coverage.

    “And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children and what that means to the future of our nation,” said Ms Harris, “depending on whether or not they have the resources they need to achieve their God-given talent.”

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    nodjt  12 months ago

    This is more about Kelly than the other two.

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    FJB  Premium Member 12 months ago

    “This poll is just brutal for President Biden!” Stephanopoulos said on “This Week,” referencing the findings of a new survey released Sunday by ABC News and the Washington Post.

    The poll released Sunday found that 63% of American adults do not think Biden, 80, has the “mental sharpness” it takes to serve effectively as president, compared to only 32% who believe he does and 5% who have no opinion. The number shot up nine percentage points since the same poll was conducted a year ago when 54% said he didn’t have the mental capacity for the job.

    Uh oh.

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    tpcox928  12 months ago

    Better to choose the fascist than someone who sometimes misspeaks.

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