FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 06, 2023

Poor dad!

Could be worse. Jason could be giving him Quincy’s Iguana Chow.

Really, Jason? This is low, even for you!

Pour some sugar on it!

Is he that far from a store?

A classic.

and of course Jason is taking advantage of this. :J

I’m not a zombie in the morning before my coffee, but I do enjoy getting my caffeine fix in the morning. Once Roger gets his eyes open, Jason is gonna be in trouble.

Worst tasting cereal ever

I don’t drink coffee, so I cannot relate. Please forgive me for finding it overly exaggerated.

That is one cruel kid.

Also why is Peter telling Mom what Jason is up to instead of directly telling Dad?

Sometimes you have to admit that the family is terrible.

I wonder if she’s ever had a headache from lack of caffeine. There’s not a thing funny about it. It’s almost as bad as a migraine.

I enjoy my daily thermos of coffee — cold, black, and very strong — but fortunately I don’t look like that before I’ve had it.

Brutal.