Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 19, 2023

That’s weaving not quilting. She’s going to come in last….

Maybe she’ll get a visit from the dream weaver while she sleeps.

Engage warp speed.

Penelope? Is that you?

That’s not how you quilt.

Careful of the warp and weft in the weave!

The Legion of Loom

A stitch in Time saves nine!

It’s hard building a loom with threads already in it. :)

Not to be a purist or anything, but this is not how you make a quilt. Maybe she is joining a tapestry competition.

If it’s woven it isn’t a quilt!

Thanks Dan, very clever and funny too…

Remember the Northern toilet paper commercial with the “quilters” who were holding knitting needles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ3xugOFoGk

he’s so nervous he’ll probably be weaving in traffic…