In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 05, 2023

Isn’t it catch and release? Or was that probe and release?

Five guys. Throw two and a half back?

Do the aliens have a license to take a certain number? Do they have authorization to even be here? If not, why would the officer expect them to cooperate with him?

Make us!

Too late….once they’re in the beam , they’re ours!

Oh, a flying saucer with a porch.

Oh, maaan!

And besides, humans are not in season at the moment. Your license is only for cows!

Do they still get a ticket?

This is one solution to prison overcrowding. They are in the exercise yard all day.

Abduction Reduction.

We are still short a couple of cops, care to come along?….

At least one of them isn’t a feller.