Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 31, 2023

turning blue~berry pie for dessert?

The Upchuck special!!!

this one stuck in my craw

Who choked the chicken?

Not to be confused with that club downtown. The Lich Heim. Here’s a review: “…the hottest new club is Gaddush. Inspired by true events. It is former CVS which became a Chase bank and then became a CVS again. It has a familiar yet troubling feel. Like, when Larry King would play himself in a movie. This place has everything. Death sets, key fobs, kale chips, Roman J. Israel Esquire. Plus, you can play everyone’s favorite party game, The Stranger. But avoid the dance floor in Wednesdays when a dozen hot dachshunds and corgi’s get in free. They call it long and low night. I don’t trust any dog whose stomach touches the ground.”

Somebody should choke for that gag.

The Heimlich saved my uncle! He was choking and I saved him! ☺️

Was that chicken that choked to death?

Perhaps the chicken was a performer… and blew it?

“Wrong-Pipe Peas with Gaak! Garnish…”

“Remember folks, our hugs are not just because we like you, we’re going for distance…”

CHOKE JOKE …!

( hide the kids )

Good one!