Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 28, 2023

A depressed ghost and out of shape vampire should do the trick.

Just an average kid from a suburban home.

Let Leo intervene.

Well — that’s dark.

Well there is the problem, don’t get up when they argue. Blanket and pillow over your head, and maybe play some background music if you can.

Oh, the poor child! What a horrible way to live!

Poor baby!

Knowing that school is its own level of the Underworld… and it has gotten dramatically worse since I was in that institution… YES! Please Intervene! The parents can solve their differences… or get eaten by Leo… or separate! But schools are just going to get deeper and deeper into the cesspool! Rescue all the children!

Tough call to make…..

Beatrice’s problems at home are getting bicker and bicker.

Way too many of my students are being raised by grandparents. Or, even worse, by Mom/Dad’s former boy/girl friend.

A little more of the sad back-story of our favorite Creepy Little Girl, Beatrice. I’d almost agree with Owen that it’s time for an intervention, but I think it’s too late for that to be effective!

I wonder if she has a brother named Luka.