Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for March 27, 2023

Yeah dude with that ICBM-Mobile Launcher Driver. You will be able to drive the ball even deeper into the woods.

Why pay $1.000 for a stick? To hit the ball an extra 60 yards out of bounds.

A nice walk, ruined…

A club is a club.

Why participate in a sport where the reverse of it is “flog”?

Man smart, woman smarter.

You can tell to whom length matters.

If your putting stinks,neither one is any good

the biggest money makers on the planet, making all golfers think that it’s all about the club they use why they suck at golf…

So the one hits long but wildly, and the other hits straight but short?

I can hook my ball just as well with a 50 dollar club.

“Hyperbole Golf” and “Ordnance Golf” – those should be actual golf club maker’s names!

Isn’t “straight” politically incorrect now?