Jack Ohman for March 16, 2023

He probably wouldn’t be able to stay on script.

They’d pay him to lie. And that is all he does.

Foxes are highly intelligent animals (HAHAHAHAHAHA).

such a creep….

But only after he resigns from Congress or doesn’t get re-elected.

Tucker Carlson needs some competition. And Santos is the man, er guy, er drag queen, oh heck the human to do it.

Hahahahaha. Brilliant cartoon.

The standards are so low he tripped over them.

After “Santos” loses his race in 2024, he’ll have a job in his expertise.

Santos doesn’t embrace the core values of the GOP.

So far as we know, he hasn’t been bribed, had sex with a porn star, taken the food from a child’s mouth, attacked a country to steal their oil, stop people from voting et C.

See what I mean? Make him give back that autographed photo of Spiro Agnew.

This freak has the nerve to file for re-election…why does it take to so long to get things done in congress? It’s sickening!

Still waiting for the arrest and conviction of the perp who headed the Jan 6 insurrection…. wait, wait, wait, broke the bridge!

You laugh, but we all know darn well that when (IF?) he gets voted out, he’s headed right into that Fake News revolving door.

Remember those Basketball glory days, when we all yelled “I wana be like Mike”, meaning Michael Jorden? Well, ever since Trump has infected some folks with his venom, they’re all yelling: “I wana to be like Trump”.

70 million, are you ok with Santos? Please try to reply without a whataboutism:

A perfect fit…

Santos should be in a psychiatric hospital, with as many severe mental illnesses as he has.

I am very pleased to announce that FOX ‘news’ has just been nominated for the prestigious “George Santos Excellence in Journalism Award.”

Georgy Staintos— Fux Spews newest muck reader!

I don’t know. Is he qualified? Let’s see his resume. Are there enough lies?

Wow! They hired Walter Cronkite’s son!