Working It Out by Charlos Gary for March 25, 2023

Tell me, does this cloth smell like chloroform?

Drink it. It’s your only chance of getting out of there!

No. It’s just sodium pentothal.

There are no jokes about Jonestown, because the punchlines were too long.

I wouldn’t know. I’ve never had poison before.

Leaves a bitter taste in your mouth? And soul.

I know people who were killed at Jonestown. These kind of jokes never strike me as funny.