Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 21, 2023

You’re making your brother look bad Zoe

After hearing Hammie say what might be in his pockets. No way i’d stick my hand in. Turn it inside out over a trash can.

What were Zoe’s “treasures” even doing in Hammie’s pockets in the first place?

Any kid’s pocket contains something along those lines at any given point.

Booger and sandwich parts in a candy wrapper would look like candy.

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

I’m aware of pickpocketing but has Zoe created putpocketing?

Looks like Zoe put a creepy bug in Hammie’s pocket.

Yes, sure she did Hammie!

If Zoe is going to put any of those items on your person, it won’t be in a pocket…

Hammie’s list of items the could be ion his pocket isn’t just for cartoons. At the thrift store I do volunteer work at, we get similar items including used women’s sanitary items, used Kleenex tissues, etc. Yes we wear nitrile gloves. The loose change is welcomed and sprayed with disinfectant.

LOL, yeah my mom wasn’t happy when she found the remnants of a hotdog weiner in my pants pockets, it’s only been there a couple of days and I forgot about it. In my defense I was about 6 at the time.

When humor fails, fall back on boogers.

Little boys (and some not so little ones) collect all sorts of interesting stuff in their pockets.

Darryl is showing great foresight as he knows what will happen if Wanda should find some or all of the above mentioned items swirling around in her washing machine. Way to C.Y.A. Darryl.

I once saw a bit on “Cops” very much like this. Cops found drugs in a guy’s pants. He told them they weren’t his pants. They said his wallet was in those pants (that he was wearing at the time), and drugs were in the wallet. He said somebody must have put the drugs in his wallet… ☺

Nice try there, Ham-Bone! – But, No DICE !! … :)

At least it isn’t the Brussel sprouts he didn’t eat last week.

Things not yet eaten — like the path not taken.

Fast forward to when he is grown up and married- – His wife is grossed out by his pocket contents.

He forgot to mention the worms and bugs, living and/or dead…

Sisters can be that way…..

Disgusting little kid.

Good one Hammie.

Eww! :-C.°.°

If they could afford it, they should just periodically burn Hammie’s clothes. Even the landfill wouldn’t want them.