Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 03, 2023

Wasn’t “Bigguns” the name of a fictional nudy mag on the TV show “Married with Children”?

There’s “bigguns” and “way-too-bigguns”.

He also judged the wet t shirt contests in the off season.

I thought Bigguns was the cowboy with a cannon.

I think he was engaged to Dolly Parton at one time

…or was it Pamela Anderson?

Was he in the war???

Are you sure it was WATERmelons he was judging?

At first I thought it read “juggled watermelons”.

If he judged watermelons, who judged the melons?

I heard that he helped Gallagher (who passed away this past November 11th) pick out melons for his shows. Gallagher sometimes would respond, “Them are some bigguns, Emerson Bigguns.”

ACDEDBD ✌️Bigguns✌️?

LMNO ✌️Bigguns✌️!

OSAR2 ✌️Bigguns✌️, CDEDBD Bazoombas?

LIB, Emerson ✌️Bigguns✌️…

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… and then there’s Lil’s …!