Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 28, 2023

That’s good. Don’t B Negative.

Can he mimic Porky Pig saying: “AB-uh, AB-uh, AB-uh…that’s all, folks!”

He learned how to draw blood from listening to Warren Zevon.

She sucks, but she’s good at it (sucking = drawing blood).

It was nice to see all the mosquito’s legs connected to her thorax.

And then I looked at the insects on the sofa – they look like they have abdominal legs. Aww.

“O”, I’m sure he’ll get it right…

He’s in a pinch…

He can draw, but now he needs to become a colorist, too?

This game will probably end in a draw.

All this party needs now is a host.

A green phlebotomist…

he learned it on the fly…