Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 21, 2023

“As you wish! Who’s a good boy?”

There ain’t enough Roomba in this house for the both of us.

Fairly recently, someone changed the locks on my own shop building (which I had rented out, and the tenant had then died, leaving his brother to lock me out). I’d had shop-cats, and the cat door was still there. I managed to get my head and arm in through the cat door and open the man-sized door from the inside. Then it only took about 5 minutes to get myself back OUT of the hole… whereupon I changed the locks again.

Love this, Leigh! Thank you.

They use a vacuum on hardwood floors? We don’t.

Funny

From the looks of the decor of that house, he’ll be lucky to score an old B&W unit

Capiche

I remember a Get Fuzzy strip where Satchel was talking about a terrifying novel he had read and Bucky pointed out it was the owners manual for a vacuum cleaner.

Very funny, three full chuckles…

He drives a hard bargain.