Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 14, 2023

Ronco was an American company that manufactured and sold a variety of items and devices, … The Cap Snaffler: bottle opener. "Snaffles caps off any size jug …

I thought you were joking, until I looked it up!

There are two kinds of people: The Agnes, and The Trout.

Alliterally that should be the boarded-up Bob’s Bacon Boutique.

Apply yourself at school Agnes, you are a natural born archaeologist.There must be a scholarship for that.

Could that possibly be the Bad Bobs boarded up bacon Boutique of Buffalo?

I looked cap snaffler up; I had never heard of it.

Trout is always good for the cut to the chase when it comes to cash.

Bacon! How could a bacon shop close? It had to be awfully bad bacon.

“…and consider not breaking into private property in the future.”

Random Musings:

She always wanders around in that state, on a daily basis? Explains a lot.

The rightful owner is probably the person nosing around the bacon shop in frustration at not finding the baby food jar where they left it.

Around 25 years ago, I found $77 in the lobby of my apartment building. It was lying on the ground, folded up; I guess it fell out of or got pulled out of someone’s pocket. I’d have been happy to conduct an honest search for the rightful owner, if only someone could have told me how to do that.

On the other hand, more recently I found a wallet in the lobby of the building where I now live. Since it contained identification, I was able to return it to the owner with no trouble at all.

maybe agnes can try clearasil for her perplexion…

and on a totally different subject, once again today we’re required to manually click forward to today’s strips because yesterday’s strips are loading instead of today’s. what a convenient feature…