Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 18, 2023

Giving enough warning there might be away around the roadwork.

Dagnamit

Well that sign kind of ruins it (defeats part of what it says) -

- with it the roadwork is no longer really a surprise.

CAUTION Men Standing

I was crossing a bridge in sub zero cold weather and heard a loud bang. The next day I had a broken wheel bearing and they closed the bridge because of a broken expansion joint.

Winter is winding down to make way for our other season, Roadwork.

Okay: !#%^&#!%!^$^*((&^@%%!

Make a pit stop if you are lucky enough to do that before the construction zone starts.

Now that sign might just get the attention desired….

Well, I don’t need to be told when to start swearing, it happens automatically when I see a roadwork sign.

fortunately, we’d made a pit stop before ending up coming to an unplanned halt inside a 4-km tunnel where a truck driver had, oops, blocked both lanes when the portapotty he hadn’t lashed well enough fell off the truck bed…

There’s not much swearing if 2 of the 3 lanes are still open. All bets are off if there’s only 1 lane and a guy with a sign letting folks take turns using the road.