Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 09, 2023

You do look like you could stand to lose maybe a few pounds.

The gain is OK, just tighten them up a bit. Well, maybe a lot.

At least you changed your diapers.

Those boxers have GOT to go!

I recently got a haircut. The women who were cutting hair complained about the weight they put on. I also recently was prescribed a medication, a side effect of which is weight loss. I lost almost 20 pounds and had to get rid of many of my shirts and have all my pants taken in.

I decided not to mention this to the women: they had razors and scissors in their hands.

You should have stopped drinking mothers milk 34 years ago. That stuff will put the pounds on, especially after puberty.

Start now or regret it more in 15 years when the years of doc visits begin.

If he is only 35, he needs to do a better job or he will never see 65!

He just had to weight for the right time to say that.

Sure, if you use that as a standard.