Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 10, 2023

The Lord apps those who app themselves, Betty.

It’s called the blarney stone app!

When all you have is a phone, every problem looks like an app.

Looks like she’s apt to app.

Bubb is totally right. People have come to depend on their smart phone WAY too much.

You’re phubbing your husband, Betty.

The only useful app on my feature phone is the GPS locator. Tells me where I am, but not how to get somewhere. Now if AAA still had paper maps. I’ve used the feature once in three years.

“How to be a Harridan…”

Another addition to my vocabulary….tnx.