Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 04, 2023

I know it sounds cheesy, but cheap date

Nestle the company that distributes stuffed crust pizza in Canada announced the other day that they will stop selling frozen pizzas, Stouffers and Lean Cuisine dinners over the next 6 months.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/business/why-delissio-pizzas-and-other-nestle-products-will-disappear-from-canadian-stores-1.6257077

Eat more and you’ll burst!

What does pizza eat, other pizzas? That’s disturbing.

“If I eat one more bite, my pepperonis will pop”

Ew! They’ve done such ghastly things to pizza….☹️

People always think he’s drunk because he’s always pie-eyed.

Food eating food, welcome to the bizarre sureality of anthropomorphism.

looks like his appetite just mushroomed…