Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for February 04, 2023

Hammie doesn’t even let you guys enjoy a evening out.

The MacPherson kids’ misbehavior sure is unpredictable.

Is it safe for them to drive home after drinking wine?

you gave her your real number?

amateurs

I thought this was an improvement over the last time when the babysitter was texting you while you were still in the driveway.

Unless they want to know where the fire extinguisher is, they’ll be fine. They’re wearing e -tags, right?

Hi, this is the babysitter. Now this is a simple question, so please don’t take it out of context… Where do you keep the fire extinguishers and first-aid kits? FYI, any screams you may be hearing is just the TV. No need to worry!

Wanda “Is there an emergency, i.e. one of the kids are injured?”

Baby Sitter "No, it’s just [Wanda stops reading.

Wanda “In that case handle it however you think is right. Can’t come now. Been drinking and meal is due shortly. Bye.”

Oh those were the days. Seems like a million years ago.

Good thing Rosalyn in Calvin and Hobbes didn’t have a cell phone. They wouldn’t even had gotten out of the driveway.

they must be really bad this time. :{

Most of the w(h)ine is coming from home

Next time call Rosalyn. She’s got experience with a bratty conniving kid. You’ll have to pay her a whole lot, though!

Well, you could ignore the phone, but that probably would not be a good idea.

JACK-JACK ATTACK

https://youtu.be/0dQpFu8uRP0

They’re coming into their primes.

Haha! XD