Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 27, 2023

She must be out of money.

That sounds good to me, too. I don’t think I’m a witch, although the “elderly” part is increasingly accurate.

No, she is not a condiment!

It is one thing for her to be drawn to her own burger, but it is another thing all together to be drawn to someone else’s burger.

Last person who consistently stole froes from me learned just how hot blended onion juice can be. Drank a half gallon of milk and was still complaining

…and out of nowhere, Broomy pounced and stole his burger and fries….WHAT? No Pepsi?

Quick, man! Move the burger and fries out of the way!

TRUE story! LOLOL

One flaps, the other cannonballs.

“Proprietor, there’s too much witch in my sandwich…”

I wish I could afford a double bacon cheeseburger with fries, and big chocolate shake.

An old friend of mine said he had no food in the house (this is a lie since he has frozen and canned food about). He wanted a Whopper. I refused saying it was too expensive. I got him 4 spaghetti TV dinners instead for less than the price of the burger. Of course, he’ll have to go to the trouble of heating the dinners, and that’s just too much work.

the big green flies are already “bleh” but this one takes the medal for sure…

Possibly with the same results.

It will kill them both…

Who isn’t…..

Is this the intro to Broom-Hilda’s new autobiographical TV soap opera?

And what sane person does not like the good old double-bacon cheeseburger? Yummy for the tummy.…

Marlin Perkins could not have said it better.