This optimist died and went to hades and found himself in a pool of crappy you know what. He turned to the guy next to him and said, “at least it not over my chin.” The guy said, “wait until the devil comes by in his motor boat.”
I’d heard one as a kid: A guy has a choice of which room to spend eternity in Hell in. The first room everyone is shoveling out stables. In the second room they are carrying heavy stones. In the third room they are simply standing in “crap” but drinking from mugs. He chooses the 3rd room. He settles in just in time for Satan to say “OK, coffee break’s over. everyone back on your knees.”
uniquename over 1 year ago
Well, at least he has a working conscience.
JudyAz over 1 year ago
It’s either a guilty conscience or that extra-large bean burrito.
Sir Isaac over 1 year ago
This optimist died and went to hades and found himself in a pool of crappy you know what. He turned to the guy next to him and said, “at least it not over my chin.” The guy said, “wait until the devil comes by in his motor boat.”
sobrown51 over 1 year ago
I’d heard one as a kid: A guy has a choice of which room to spend eternity in Hell in. The first room everyone is shoveling out stables. In the second room they are carrying heavy stones. In the third room they are simply standing in “crap” but drinking from mugs. He chooses the 3rd room. He settles in just in time for Satan to say “OK, coffee break’s over. everyone back on your knees.”
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
Some friendship they have.