Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 12, 2023

After back surgery, my wife went to a place like that. It’s always bothered me that it has the same name as a place for addiction recovery.

Second sign behind the first….. “Only used once”

We’ll just let that slide.

Please note, NO skills for sale, only skis.

My health insurance would pay me not to ski…I’m just saying.

I’m more the stay in the ski lodge and drink coffee while it snows outside sort myself.

I skied for for 5 or 6 years. One day I realized 2 things. 1. I was wasting valuable vacation days in cold places instead of warm places. 2. I was about to turn 40 and had never broken any bones. Why push my luck? I gave my skis to our son.

“Large Selection”

Went on a ski trip once in high school. A girl broke her leg. I took that as a sign to stay off of the slopes forever.

Well, the skis made it all the way to rehab, I would have thought they would have stopped at the ER.

When I was a freshman in high school the family moved to western Colorado where I quickly learned that if I don’t get on snow skis then trees won’t jump in my way.

….I had much better luck on water skis, but that’s a different story 8^)