Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for December 25, 2022

“Dust Pan Alley.”

Latthew Mombardo Then he didn’t eat the whole pie if his family woke up and only found the middle of the pie gone.

Dashing through the street

In each paw a garbage bin

On the sidewalks did we meet

Laughing, and some grin

Bells from somewhere ring

Making spirits bright

What fun it is to smell that stink

A reek so strong tonight, oh!

Jingle bells, jingle bells

The ape is on the way

Oh, what fun this garbage is

And the whole pie it is gone, hey!

That ape must be busy.

Ho Ho Ho-Hum

Matthew, are you sure Jim Levenstein didn’t get to the pie first?

My day is complete.

Merry Christmas

The reason for the season.

Ahhhh, the sounds of Christmas.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!