Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for December 10, 2022

All right, I’m a car.

No, don’t bother. I don’t need to be comfortable. I’ll just sit patiently on this chunk of ice and wait for it to drift past where I’m going.

I heard drifting was popular now

Uber, water taxi, whatever, just take it slow and watch out for the ole black and white, or you’ll be seeing red!

mom tries to be patient and just go with the floe…

My Mom can still drive and has her own ice floe.