CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for December 07, 2022

Our Nutcracker’s lower jaw fell off years ago; old age I presume!!!

Yew may pine to go there,

but yew wooden be impressed …

They try to crack a few jokes… mostly old chestnuts,

but there’s nut much going on.

In a nutshell, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

Those chatty nutcrackers just can’t keep their mouths shut.

This is really funny!!

“You ask why my laptop is always covered with spat-out coffee? I’ll tell you: there’s this woman called ‘Susan Sunshine’ who keeps making these hilarious comments on gocomics …”

I could really use a drink. They’ve been busting my chops.