Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 12, 2022

I thought those were Ralph’s sweat pants.

Yeah no using daddy’s Christmas stocking

Hosiery? Who uses that word anymore?

Movie prop for the 50 foot woman

My friends house just burnt down. This makes me a bit anxious.

All hail the stuffed stocking flag!

can’t blame the girl for trying… :}

OMG! I haven’t worn hose in. . .forever! Do they still make panty hose???

Think big!!!

Put two more up so Santa can say “Hose Hose Hose!!”

“Penny” is "cents"able.

We always got to use one of mom’s old stockings for Christmas.

She had to compensate, her socks are too small.

umm, EEWW!

Mommie got taller.

Wow, those are long!

BLESS HER HEART, SHE WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP

A for effort, kiddo. I shoulda thought of that at her age!

Looking at the length of those, “Honeybunch” would have to be 8 feet tall!

One spark and those nylon hose are history!