Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 05, 2022

Confucius say person who wait for wisdom from cookie end up on YouTube

Confucius say person who stand on toilet, high on pot.

I actually read the Analects of Confucius once (in translation). I’ll have to try it again and see if any of it sticks with me this time.

Confucius finally had to abandon The Chocolate Chip Project.

Both the cookie AND the fortune are usually crap.

Confucius say: Man who puts down another man’s dreams is a doofus.

It’ll never catch on.

But the truth is that fortune cookies are an American invention, trust mei read it in a fortune cookie little strip of paper

And yet …

When my wife was pregnant with our first daughter we went to a Chinese restaurant and her fortune said “a dark-haired woman will soon enter your life.” And sure enough Rachel had very dark hair when she arrived

Confucius brother say, Confucius talk too much.